Description: Straight from Area 420 to your chest: this is your official proof that you did in fact touch grass this summer. Featuring a spaced-out alien, Wrongskull with a blunt, a sleepy yorkie, and a board ready to shred—this design captures the chaos of a summer you’ll never remember (but definitely won’t forget). Perfect for skaters, stoners, sci-fi weirdos, and anyone who vacations harder than they post. Touch grass. Smoke it. Kickflip into a new dimension.
Description: High score? Nah. High dog. This baked beast just unlocked a secret level: couch lock mode. Inspired by classic 8-bit shooters, stoner culture, and that one friend who always thinks they’re hiding the giggles. For the gamers, tokers, and anyone who treats life like a side-scrolling adventure through smoke clouds and bad decisions. Perfect for: • 4:20 legends • Vintage gaming heads • Weedcore warriors • People who laugh at their own loading screens
Description: Peer into the crystal ball… What does it say? You’re wrong. This trippy, flaming vision from the WRONGTEESHIRT dimension is perfect for anyone who sees the future — and still chooses chaos. No fortune teller needed. Just trust the vibe. WRONGTEESHIRT. For couch-locked legends and high-functioning weirdos.
Description: Aliens didn’t come to invade. They came to vibe. Couch Lock Diplomacy is a high-level peace meeting between a skater and a space traveler — with blunts, boards, and bad decisions included. No war. No drama. Just cosmic couch sessions and illegal amounts of chill. Make friends, not enemies. Even aliens need a couch to crash on.
Description: Heaven called. They want their angel back. Too bad — he’s got a skateboard now. WRONG™ – Angel Goes Wrong is a holy abomination with wings, full sleeves, and more attitude than your ex. This isn’t your grandma’s cherub — this one’s inked, pissed, and airborne. Divine chaos. Tattooed blasphemy. Approved by no gods.
$23.09
Description: To infinity and… absolutely not safe for work. WRONG STORY™ is your favorite childhood movie — but rebooted with black leather, bad energy, and suspicious intentions. This ain’t a rescue mission. It’s a style violation. Perfect for nostalgia freaks, chaos lovers, and people who like their Disney references with a side of moral panic. Grown-up toys. No happy endings. Just WRONG.
Description: Need a life coach? This ain’t it. WRONGMASTER™ – Lord of Bad Advice is a parody remix of your favorite cartoon villain, now with 100% more biceps, bong rips, and terrible decision-making energy. He doesn’t want to rule the universe. He wants to skip leg day, hit the bowl, and give you the worst advice imaginable. High wisdom. Low standards. So WRONG it’s right.
Description: It’s-a not Mario. It’s-a WRONG SKULL! What happens when your favorite pixelated plumber gets sucked into a skatepark instead of the Mushroom Kingdom? You get SUPER WRONG™ — a mashup of vintage gaming chaos and Gen Z skater brainrot. This ain’t about saving princesses. It’s about bailing tricks and eating pixel dust. Press start. Break ankles. Stay wrong.
Description: WRONGSHIT™ is a cereal for the chronically chill — packed with THC, sarcasm, and a healthy disregard for the food pyramid. Parody of your childhood fave, now laced with the kind of decisions you make at 4:20 AM. Slay. Chill. Loop. Don’t panic — it’s organic. Only from WRONGTEESHIRT, where everything’s a little illegal and a lot iconic.
Description: Forget Allen keys and instructions written by friendly Swedes — this is how you build a skateboard when you’re running on zero sleep and bad decisions. A chaotic blueprint from WRONGTEESHIRT, perfect for skaters, meme lords, and anyone who treats safety regulations like a personal attack. Comes complete with cursed wheels, unnecessary screws, and a soul-summoning energy. Cooked at 3AM. Approved by no one. Built for max chaos. Wrong? Exactly.
Description: She showed up 30 minutes early with a face full of blush and a box full of bad decisions. You didn’t ask for extra chaos, but she brought it anyway. This isn’t delivery — it’s destiny. For people who like their pizza hot, their outfits questionable, and their life choices irreversible. WRONG DELIVERY. 5 stars. I'll order again.
Description: It’s fryday, baby! Skateboards instead of fries. Chaos instead of logic. This isn’t just a design — it’s a whole mindset. A wearable eye-roll at the system, the boomers, and everything that’s mid. Fast food aesthetics, Gen Z spirit, zero apologies. You don’t wear this to fit in. You wear it so the world knows you’ve logged out of the matrix and joined the plot twist. Ready to wear your brain on your chest? Then grab it. Before someone more unhinged does. Perfect for skateboard lovers, meme addicts, and people who choose the absurd — every. single. time.
$23.09
Description: He just wanted his chicken. The internet gave him immortality. This tee is a tribute to the kid who hit us with the side-eye seen ‘round the world — standing in line, holding a cup, and instantly becoming meme royalty. If awkward silence had a mascot, this would be it. Now with WRONGTEESHIRT energy built in. Still confused. Still iconic. Still sipping.
Description: Skater boy, rogue pig cop, a candyshop, and the tiniest pebble with main character energy. This vintage comic-style chase ends exactly how you think it will… painfully. From the twisted universe of WRONGTEESHIRT: where everything looks cute — until it goes horribly, hilariously WRONG. Warning: pavement might be emotionally unavailable.
Description: If you’ve ever been taken out by a pebble mid-trick, this shirt was made for you. This vintage-style comic captures the emotional rollercoaster of skateboarding: confidence, focus, betrayal… and full-face plant. With bold retro lines, Gen Alpha irony, and a painfully relatable caption, this is more than a shirt — it’s a lifestyle hazard.
Description: If you’ve ever been taken out by a pebble mid-trick, this shirt was made for you. This vintage-style comic captures the emotional rollercoaster of skateboarding: confidence, focus, betrayal… and full-face plant. With bold retro lines, Gen Alpha irony, and a painfully relatable caption, this is more than a shirt — it’s a lifestyle hazard.
Description: Playground? Please. This is a SLAYGROUND™ — and they’re too iconic to participate in recess. Too cool to slide. Too composed to climb. Too powerful to care. For the kids who came out of the womb with drip and judgment. Dress code: dark sunglasses and devastating side-eye. Slay softly and carry a juice box.
Description: Welcome to the tea party. We’re serving trauma — and it’s freshly squeezed. SICKO KIDOS – Trauma Juice Edition is a pastel nightmare for people who laugh at their coping mechanisms. Cute on the outside, cracked on the inside. Therapy? No. Teacups? Absolutely. Soft. Broken. Still slaying.
Description: She’s not just a snack — She’s a whole GPA threat. SNACKADEMIC WEAPON™ is the ultimate fit for the girlies who study quantum physics, ace their exams, and bring boba to battle. Perfect for the ✨mentally stable but slightly dangerous✨ students who look hot while solving equations. Cute. Calculated. Cum laude.
$23.09
$23.09
Description: Let’s not pretend we don’t know what it means. She queefed — and took flight. PUSSYFARTS™ is what happens when feminine power meets cartoon physics. A skateboarding cat with deadly precision, sonic emissions, and zero shame. This is for everyone who’s ever made a room awkward and owned it. Because biology is funny. And so are we. Cute, crude, and completely WRONG.
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