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Alien goes wrong – Couch Lock Diplomacy Shorts

$25.08

Color: Military Green

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Aliens didn’t come to invade.They came to vibe.Couch Lock Diplomacy is a high-level peace meeting between a skater and a space traveler — with blunts, boards, and bad decisions included.No war. No drama. Just cosmic couch sessions and illegal amounts of chill.Make friends, not enemies. Even aliens need a couch to crash on.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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