Description: If you’ve ever been taken out by a pebble mid-trick, this shirt was made for you. This vintage-style comic captures the emotional rollercoaster of skateboarding: confidence, focus, betrayal… and full-face plant. With bold retro lines, Gen Alpha irony, and a painfully relatable caption, this is more than a shirt — it’s a lifestyle hazard.
Description: If you’ve ever been taken out by a pebble mid-trick, this shirt was made for you. This vintage-style comic captures the emotional rollercoaster of skateboarding: confidence, focus, betrayal… and full-face plant. With bold retro lines, Gen Alpha irony, and a painfully relatable caption, this is more than a shirt — it’s a lifestyle hazard.
Description: Playground? Please. This is a SLAYGROUND™ — and they’re too iconic to participate in recess. Too cool to slide. Too composed to climb. Too powerful to care. For the kids who came out of the womb with drip and judgment. Dress code: dark sunglasses and devastating side-eye. Slay softly and carry a juice box.
Description: Welcome to the tea party. We’re serving trauma — and it’s freshly squeezed. SICKO KIDOS – Trauma Juice Edition is a pastel nightmare for people who laugh at their coping mechanisms. Cute on the outside, cracked on the inside. Therapy? No. Teacups? Absolutely. Soft. Broken. Still slaying.