Hats

Description: Skater kid vs cop pig — and guess who’s losing? Vintage cartoon chaos meets streetwear absurdity in this wild city chase. From the mind of WRONGTEESHIRT: it’s cute, it’s wrong, it’s… kinda illegal? Perfect for people who think “ACAB” should stand for A Cartoon About Bacon.

Description: If you’ve ever been taken out by a pebble mid-trick, this shirt was made for you. This vintage-style comic captures the emotional rollercoaster of skateboarding: confidence, focus, betrayal… and full-face plant. With bold retro lines, Gen Alpha irony, and a painfully relatable caption, this is more than a shirt — it’s a lifestyle hazard.

Description: A skater eating pavement in full comic panel glory, ouch never looked this good.

Description: Too cool to slide, too wrong to care, slayground rules apply.

Description: Welcome to the tea party. We’re serving trauma — and it’s freshly squeezed. SICKO KIDOS – Trauma Juice Edition is a pastel nightmare for people who laugh at their coping mechanisms. Cute on the outside, cracked on the inside. Therapy? No. Teacups? Absolutely. Soft. Broken. Still slaying.